Why is Ceci late again?
She must be moonlighting somewhere.
She is here.
Why are you so late?
Ceci! Why are you so late?
I worked as an extra yesterday night. Just off duty this morning.
The director asked me to play another role.
So I could get another $5.000! Of course I did.
But then I found I had to kiss someone.
That bastard was like an octopus and kept touching me.
I just bit his lips.
And now his lips swelled like sausages.
Hurry up, we are late!
Kin Kin, On On, let's go. We're late.
Mom, there are many people inside.
Please don't call us "Kin Kin" and "On On".
It sounds like we are pandas.
On On, is it alright?
No problem, auntie.
- You are wicked! - What's wrong?
Give us a hand, thank you!
Louder!
My dearest guests.
The Supreme Dim Sum competition...
is now begun!
T. Rex Dumpling
Ladies and Gentlemen.
The T. Rex Dumpling is made of fresh lobster.
This is the biggest dumpling in the Great China region.
The most delicious and magnificent prawn dumpling!
Welcome to "Heavenly King" to try it!
Nauseous.
Why are you throwing up? You haven't tasted it.
How much is this T. Rex Dumpling?
It costs $38 each.
Can you buy a whole lobster with $38?
Then it must be a dead lobster, not a fresh lobster.
And this pasta...
It is too thick because the dumpling is too big.
You must have steamed it in the morning, and put it aside until now.
A thick pasta covering a dead lobster for a few hours...
It won't smell nice.
Smell it yourself!
Kin Kin, how can he be a chef after such a knock down from you?
He is a jerk...
A lion or a tiger will not eat this.
He will only bring shame to this competition.
Take him away.
The second competitor...
is "Master of BBQ Pork Bun" Chef Siu!
His masterpiece is... BBQ Pork Bun in Pineapple!
Knock!
BBQ Pork Bun in Pineapple
How come it isn't a bun?
You will know very soon.
Smells nice!
Right. I scooped out a pineapple,
and put the BBQ pork buns inside... then steam them together.
The BBQ pork buns have absorbed the juices from the pineapple.
So we not have BBQ pork buns... but also the pineapple.
Really?
It is so delicious... that you wanna "die".
It's wonderful.
Wanna die.
You smear me without having even tasted it. Why?
Your buns do have wonderful smell,
but you forgot to drain the moisture off the pineapple.
When you steam it, all the juice will be absorbed by the buns.
The buns will become soggy!
Useless chef...
Wanna die!
I am a loser...
The third competitor is Chef Tong from "Honey House".
His masterpiece is "Rainbow Cake"!
Rainbow Cake
My Multi-layer Rainbow Cake...
is very good looking.
- It has a wonderful smell. - It's pretty.
It has 7 flavors.
It will melt your heart!
I should be the winner now.
Don't you want my judgment?
Of course.
Extremely Nauseating.
Have you... got it wrong?
It should be "Extremely Nice", right?
Give him a mirror.
Look.
Look at yourself, dirty teeth,
ugly running nose...
and dandruff everywhere...
If you were wearing a mask, you did have a chance to win.
Let's think about it. He did this lovely cake...
with so much dirt.
You do it yourself.
You are too mean.
Dearest Madame To and Mr. To...
You have found fault with the dim sum made by these 3 chefs.
Then...
Right, for today...
there will be no winner?
You're wrong. I have invited another chef to enter this competition.
Her ancestors had been royal chefs of the Qing Dynasty...
She is from the Rice family in Beijing.
Condoleezza Rice?
She is the daughter of Mr. Rice. Chairman of the Beijing Rice Catering Group.
Miss Jade Rice!
She is SO tall.
She is pretty.
Honorable guests.
this is my dim sum... "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon".
Please try it.
Fried corn?
Are you kidding?
It does not smell like corn.
How can this be regarded as the Supreme Dim Sum?
You must be kidding.
Wonderful.
Really?
You jerks, taste it yourself!
They aren't corn...
They are super-mini-steamed pork dumplings with crabmeat.
It is delicious!
Each one is crispy.
The crabmeat inside is tastefully hot...
which leaves a wonderful taste in one's mouth.
Smell so sweet and taste so silky. It's wonderful.
I feel like... I am enjoying a bubble bath.
It's really great!
I announce that the winner today is...
Miss Jade Rice.
Hurry up...
Hi, let me introduce myself...
I am H.O. To.
I am the personal assistant of the chairman...
of the To Catering Group.
Hi, I am May.
May.
She is Ceci and this is Ling.
Hi!
You come from the same modeling company, right?
You're so clever. You've got it right I can see that.
No need to be a slut.
Which car do you drive?
You are so direct. I drive the Audi.
- Audi? - Yes.
Richard Lee also drives the Audi as well...
Yes. I lent him that car.
Can you drive me home?
Of course.
But you'd have to come with me to my home first, cause my car is at my home.
And then I'll drive you home, okay?
- Sure. Let's go. - OK.
On On, are you flirting with those beer ladies?
Mom, to be exact, they are not beer ladies.
They are... Miss Joyful.
We are models!
Models, beer ladies and Miss Joyful are just the same.
Not everyone can wear designer clothing well.
Kin Kin, On On, let's go!
Yes.
Bye.
The Rice family will open a restaurant in Hong Kong.
It will surely become a 4-stars restaurant for the rich and wealthy.
Kin Kin, you should learn from Uncle Rice.
Learn to be creative like him.
Of course.
Not at all.
Where is Jade?
She is preparing our dinner in the kitchen.
Mom, is there anything wrong?
What's the problem?
Don't make a fuss.
You should eat vegetarian food today.
You should have told me earlier!
It's fine...
When you were talking with Jade two days ago,
she knew that already.
She knows that you have to eat vegetarian food today.
So all dishes tonight are vegetarian.
Jade is so kind to me!
Kin Kin, there are not many girls like this now.
Auntie.
I have prepared 6 dishes for you.
Carp, crystal ham, leg of lamb, yellow mud roasted chicken, cabbage,
and stewed shark fin.
How about fried rice?
Didn't we say vegetarian food tonight?
Is this chicken supposed to be vegetarian?
Why don't you taste it first?
Wonderful!
This vegetarian chicken was soaked with mushroom sauce.
The chicken bones were made of taro.
Fried until they are crispy...
It's so delicious...
Auntie, try some crystal ham and carp.
Such a beauty!
Let me have a try.
The crystal ham is made of 12 layers of dried bean curd sheets.
Egg white is put between each layer.
When you eat it...
you feel like you are eating pork fat.
Try this carp.
I can't believe that this fish is fake.
I feel like I am cheated.
It's just too REAL!
Miss Rice, what are you made of...
sorry, what is this fish made of?
This is made of tofu and egg white.
There are 13 layers in every gram of "fish meat".
So that it tastes like real fish.
Crystal ham and lamb leg are made in more or less the same way.
But I used two difference sauces.
And the stewed shark fin is vegetarian food too?
Of course.
Hopefully auntie would appreciate it.
You're being too modest.
You are certainly one of the best chefs already.
Father used to say that there are undiscovered talents in the catering industry.
We can proudly claim to be the best in Northern China,
but in Southern China...
it's hard to say then.
Your family had been royal chefs for generations.
That's true.
As far as I know, there was a master chef almost as good as my grandfather.
His descendents are living in Macau.
They are of great renown.
They surely can't compete with Jade.
If you open a restaurant in Hong Kong...
I love to be a partner.
Sure. No problem.
Auntie, you are overpraising me.
Kin Kin, I got something to discuss with Uncle Rice.
Will you drive Jade home?
Mom, my car is too small for her.
She can accommodate.
You must be very tired. You should be very tired.
I've heard that you speak 6 languages.
Yes.
English, French, Spanish, Japanese, Korean and Mandarin.
But not Cantonese?
No, but I understand Cantonese.
And I know some foul words.
Really?
Is it the four letter word?
Yes... let me see...
DAMN!
Great. Great.
This is it. Thank you.
You are welcome.
This must be a boring night for you.
Why do you say that?
My dad and your mom talked business all the time.
And asked you to drive me home.
You must have appointments afterwards.
No, no, no!
I will just go home and watch the news roundup.
Then I will go to bed.
You don't look like...
You are such a good boy!
Just leave me here and have fun.
I'm not escorting you. I just want to close the door for you.
Bye.
DAMN!
Mr. Audi.
What a coincidence!
Ceci is working as a beer promoter over there.
Ling and I just mess around and wait for her.
What a coincidence. I'm waiting for someone too.
Take a seat.
Fine.
What can I get you?
How about a drink?
I seems you can drink a lot.
I'm not drinking with you.
How about a game?
- Bring me a bottle of whisky! - No way!
You really are a big drinker.
How about this...
Let us play a game for money.
Five hundred bucks... per game.
I don't want to win your money.
- Don't you know my nickname? - What is it?
King of Games.
What are we going to play?
Then let us not play games, how about a game of riddles?
I'm good at that too.
Okay. You first.
A guy puts two live chickens and a goose...
into a -20 degrees refrigerator.
A week later, two chickens had died.
But the goose is still alive. Why is that?
Simple.
Those two chickens suffered from H5N1.
Wrong! Because the goose is a penguin.
500 bucks.
Great.
What if you lose?
Then I will give you a kiss?
Okay...
Ask the question...
Which human organ...
will get ten times bigger when it is excited?
One of my organ is... getting bigger now.
I must be correct...
Sex maniacs, the answer is the pupil of your eyes.
You got it wrong again.
- Wrong again? - Be quick...
I'll give you the money later.
No, pay up now.
I never default.
I will pay you later.
It's my turn now...
How can a hot lemon tea...
be turned into an ice lemon tea?
With 2 bucks. Everybody knows that.
Are you sure?
Give me a more difficult problem.
Okay.
Sorry.
- You again? - Hi!
Are you... the beer promoter?
Yes.
Just off duty.
What are you doing here?
Good gracious! You still recognize me!
How can you face your dad and mom like this?
Don't bullshit now. Help me.
I have lost over 30.000 bucks to these two thugs.
Let's play, dude.
I can't gamble, my mom's order...
my family can only be the dealer.
No one can gamble. not even a dime.
Don't be that serious.
How much do I owe you?
US$39.500
Just give me the Audi.
Mr. Audi.
You're robbing him.
How can you say that? He is the one who proposes to play games with us!
Girls, just take your money and leave.
Here is 10.000 bucks for you two.
No, you have to pay up in full.
Aren't you a man?
I'd rather not give you now.
Okay. We'll give it to you.
Drink a toast. We'll even up!
No way, Ceci!
Look at their stingy faces. They'll not pay up.
Right?
What?
OK, I'll give you the money!
How much?
39500 bucks.
I give you 5.000 bucks more. Drink a toast for me.
Great...
I was just kidding.
S.K. Two?
S.K. To!
I love to call you S.K. Two.
H.O. To!
H2O!
No wonder you are such good pals!
Now. We've paid up and drunk the toast...
Can we play together?
Fine. What do you want to play?
Damn it. "The call".
You have a wife?
It's my mother!
Mom.
Where've you been? It's midnight now.
I'm coming back soon. Almost home.
I am waiting for you.
Fine.
I am waiting for you.
Okay, bye...
Waiting for you again?
I am afraid... I'll have to drink with you guys later.
Keep in touch
My number is 91111111.
You got my number now.
But I still don't have your name.
She is Ceci the foul-mouthed.
I am Ceci.
Ceci.
I got to go now. See you.
Let's go.
Bye!
Your money.
Why did you give money to Ceci?
You lost to her.
You can just stall her.
Pay up until they give you a 30% discount.
Do you fancy her?
Bullshit! I don't even fancy the pretty tall girl.
But you fancy the beer lady.
What are you talking about?
Why do they stop us?
Dare to bully us?
- What happened? - Get out!
Don't panic-let's talk it over...
Don't you dare make any move!
A squirt gun? Are you kidding?
What are you doing?
Just having fun with you guys.
Get off the car! Get off the car!
Get off...
You got the wrong person...
I don't have any money...
Asshole, why did you hit me?
You should have passed out.
What are you doing then?
I just want to block it with my fingers...
but I can't. Your blood is oozing out.
- Oh! My God... - You...
Ask his mom to pay 50 million if she wants to have her son back.
Or else I'll kill him...
Don't call the police!
Fine.
I don't see anything, let us go...
I will not call the police... Bye.
What can I do... Call the police...
999... What is the number?
The number is 999.
999!
Hey...?
What are you doing? Calling the police?
No. I'm just placing a bet on a football match tonight.
Chelsea will play against Manchester United tonight.
- Really? - Yes.
I'm a Chelsea fan.
Me too.
Is that right? But don't call the police.
- Of course not. - Go!
Don't bet too much!
Be careful...
Four blacks?
We've just come back from India.
Was it sunny there?
Yes. Even my mom can't recognize me.
Your mom lives there?
Yes, my mom lives upstairs.
- Excuse me. - Sorry...
Have you got any tissue paper?
Dad! I'm home!
What are you doing?
I'm sending some pictures to my friends in the chatroom.
Swindle people again?
Friends should help each other with money.
Let me see.
I am going to study for a master degree this year.
But my mom can't afford the fee.
I don't think I can be a master.
I've decided to work as a gigolo...
What a tragedy!
Don't be that lazy. How can you send out this picture?
Which part of you looks like the superstar Louis Koo?
I told her I am Louis Koo's brother.
My name is Louie Koo. I am 21 years old.
Are there so many stupid women in the world?
Stop your bullshit now.
Cook me a bowl of noodles, please.
Noodles?
Aren't you afraid that I will cook you some paste noodles?
You are not that bad every time.
Your daughter doesn't know how to cook.
But you gotta cook for your future husband.
Just tell him to eat out.
I pity the one who marries you.
Your daughter is great. It's you who have no taste at all.
You like women with big breasts like Marianne!
Do you have anything against big breasts?
What should we do now?
Go get us something to eat.
Kiddie!
Why did you ask them to buy food?
Are you crazy? How can you say our real names out loud?
It's he who called me by my real name first...
Stop arguing...
It's you who called me by my real name first...
Forget it...
He may have forgotten it already...
From now on. we will use names of singers.
Ronald. Go get us something to eat...
- Eason, Andy, take care of him. - Fine.
I'll call his mom.
Listen, I have got your son.
- You'd better prepare... - Wrong number!
Psychological tactics!
Impossible! It should be the right number, how can I get it wrong?
I didn't get the wrong number! I got your son.
I want 50 million!
Wait!
What do you want-- 50 million RMB. Yen or NT?
Hong Kong dollars, of course.
How do I make sure you got my son?
What is your name?
I am Miriam Yeung!
Miriam, please let my son talk to me.
Untie him!
Say a few words to your mom.
Mom...
Bet on Manchester United tonight.
Don't give them any money...
Beat him!
I warn you!
Don't hurt him.
Or else, I will not give you a dime!
Don't hit him, scratch him, or make fun of him...
Let him sleep, pee.
Or surf the internet, but forbid him to speak foul languages...
Or else, I will not give you a dime!
Okay. I will contact you tomorrow!
What's that?
Noodles with luncheon meat and egg.
Is it a bowl of noodles or a bowl of oats?
Damn it!
After I fried the egg, the water has boiled over and extinguished the fire.
When I put out the fire, the luncheon meat and egg were already burnt.
I do admire your perseverance.
Let us go downstairs to eat instead.
Damn it! You should say that earlier.
Hold on...
What?
Take a look at yourself.
Damn it! It happened again!
Put the eye mask in the right place.
Sammi, my left neck is itchy. Scratch it for me.
A little to the left...
I never asked Sammi to give me a scratch all my life.
I really want to beat him!
He is so cocky!
No! We can't beat him!
Since I've promised his mom...
We will not hit him, rape him, scratch him, curse him...
We will let him sleep, pee...
and surf the internet, and forbid him to speak foul languages.
Why do you have to follow her orders? Miriam!
He's afraid his mother won't pay the ransom, Eason!
Andy! I'm hungry. Buy me some snack!
Crab congee, fried noodles in soy sauce.
and... fried bread stick.
What happened... what happened?
You mom didn't ask us to buy you food.
Your mom... it seems so.
You won't die of starvation.
Silence him with a towel.
Let's go have night snack now!
Let's go!
- The one around the corner. - Fine.
Let's go and eat. Fatty, shut the door.
Let's have a seat first.
I am starving.
Come on. Let's eat.
Slut, how can you fancy that thug?
No, dad. I met them at the staircase...
They had put someone in a suitcase. They are taking him to the rooftop.
Don't be bothered. Let us eat.
Honey!
Why don't you wait for me?
I had waited for you a long time and got hungry.
Do you miss me today?
Of course.
I want a kiss.
Fine!
Take your time. I'd better go home first.
Fine...
Has the guy starved to death?
It's you?
Damn it!
Don't be afraid...
I'm not...
But I do... I AM very afraid...
Don't be afraid... and help me now!
- Help me! - Fine, fine...
Hold it, hold it...
Be careful.
Hold on!
Pull me up...
- Pull me up... - Come on...
Help...
Yeah!
Get off.
What should we do now?
Go and get him!
- Which floor? - 2E. Go!
You are being kidnapped?
Can't you see that? Do I have to elaborate?
You're great. Got a man already?
He is the son of the chairman of Happy Catering Group.
S.K. TWO!
He is a rich guy?
Call me Souza. Don't be afraid. You'll be fine here.
- See who is knocking on our door. - Okay.
Four foreigners.
Maybe they're delivering pizzas.
They look fierce. I don't think they are delivery guys
They are the kidnappers.
- Kidnappers? - Yes.
What should we do now?
What happened?
Where is the guy who got hung on the clothes hanger a moment ago?
I don't understand what you're saying.
I'm making out with my wife. I thought it was my daughter coming back.
Search!
- Nothing. - Nothing.
Nothing? Where did you hide the guy?
I had not seen any guy!
Just leave if you can't find anybody.
Don't try to make me angry!
Asshole!
I was once famous for my invincibility
Whenever I stamp my feet, I am invulnerable!
Doesn't your foot hurt?
You had had enough now.
Just leave or I'll hit back.
Don't you dare!
I'm still fine!
Pals, let's go!
What the hell happened?
It hurts!
Have a look and see if the four kidnappers had gone or not.
Luckily we got it.
Would that cure him?
It's for me. I feel dizzy whenever I see blood.
Dad, take us to the hospital.
Those four guys are still downstairs.
Call the police.
We can't.
Why?
I... want to stay here a few days more.
I don't want to see my mom.
Did she know that you were kidnapped?
She did.
Won't she think that we are the kidnappers?
I will tell her you are not.
No way...
I give you $100.000 bucks.
No...
- $200.000. - No...
- $500.000. - No...
- 1 million. - No...
Forget it then!
Deal... but can you give me a little bit more...
US$900.000
- A little bit more, please. - $800.000.
- A little bit more, please. - $700.000.
Hold on! Fine...
$700.000 then.
I'll live here for one week.
Where will I sleep tonight?
You deal with it.
I will make out with Marianne.
What's that mean?
You father means... you'll deal with me tonight.
I am not sleeping with you.
US$100.000
$200.000...
Deal!
You sleep on my bed and I sleep on the floor.
Don't try to touch me.
You sleep on the bed and I sleep on the floor.
Though I am cocky, I am still a gentleman.
You belly is screaming.
I am hungry, that's why my belly is screaming.
I ate so little last night.
We can't go downstairs to eat.
Can you cook me a bowl of noodles?
Noodles?
I'm no good at it.
Really?
Yes, my cooking is horrible.
US$5.000
US$10.000
Okay... I'll cook.
But you MUST finish what I have cooked.
Done.
Don't complain. Don't you dare say it is horrible
Or else I'll beat you!
You do work hard.
How is it?
Oh dear! Dear dear me...
How is it? Is it okay?
This side is fine.
Try the noodles first.
How is it? Is it okay?
Okay!
Do you know what? My mom never lets me eat this kind of thing.
She says it is not good for me.
Really? Don't wheedle me.
Wheedling you?
I never do that. I just criticize people.
H2O said that I'm cocky and inconsiderate.
Trample on people's feelings and treat them like shit.
You are disgusting saying those things while eating.
I don't accept criticism. You must not trample on my feelings, or else...
I'll get angry. I will get mad
You're great. Why should I trample on your feelings?
Where is it?
Mong Kok.
I used to drive through Mong Kok in a car. But I never had the chance to see the place.
Can we walk around tomorrow?
Do you mean it?
Yes.
You may bump into the kidnappers.
Change your looks!
Great!
What's the matter?
Be cool. How can I take you around if you look so dumb?
What's wrong?
I'll take you to have some delicious food.
I want this, this, this and this!
Can you finish it all?
None of your business.
- You pay. - Me?
- Of course. - Why?
I got credit cards and checks only.
Me too.
Why haven't I eaten such delicious food before?
I'll ask my mom to open a restaurant like this.
Haven't you tried this when you were a student?
I studied in New Zealand. How can I ever try this before?
How do I know? I've never been to New Zealand.
There are more sheep than people there.
No wonder you're such a freak.
I am no more a freak than your dad...
You're a pervert!
You're the king of the freaks!
You're the emperor of the freaks!
You're the god of the freaks!
My boss financed you to build houses in the New Territories.
You should help us out this time.
Help us find our young master.
Tell me who the kidnappers are. I will help you to get him back!
Shut up!
Hold it! He looks like one of them.
Don't move.
Boss, he is not the one!
Let's go!
Go! Go! Go!
See who looks like him.
You've got the wrong person!
Sorry.
He can't see me...
Let's leave now!
Why don't you let me buy those DVDs?
How can I beguile my days?
My dad has loads of such DVDs.
You should tell me earlier!
Let us watch them together.
Aren't I pretty?
How can you watch such DVDs in front of me?
After all, you're a woman.
Who would marry a woman like you?
I have beaten a lot of men like you before!
Love, I'm back.
Dad, you run away again?
I didn't know that Marianne is DeNiro's ex-girlfriend.
His men are looking for me everywhere.
You shouldn't have run away.
Or else how can I leave Mong Kok then?
Don't worry...
I will go with you!
Don't pretend it is nothing now. I can call the police in the washroom.
It will be fine.
Souza, you are such an asshole.
How dare you mess with my girlfriend?
Though he is an asshole,
it is better for Marianne to be with him than with you.
Who are you?
I am Kin the Invincible!
Where do you come from?
To's Catering Group!
I come to talk with you.
Just for a few words only
Your houses in Yuen Long,
were built by us.
Who are you?
I am your boss.
Don't you bluff me...
Who?
Isn't DeNiro?
- Have you met a bloke with blond hairs? - Yes.
He seems to be S.K... take care of him.
I will be here shortly.
That's it.
You are really the young master.
Your mom is looking for you.
Is he a wise guy or rich kid? How can he be that good?
How do I know?
Thank you...
Have a smoke.
This is the non-smoking area.
Yes...
Come on!
Some misunderstanding there, let's shake hands and make up.
I'm sorry. I can't recognize you...
Now I return her to you...
Bitch, come over here!
If you mess around again.
I will be the first to beat you!
Brother, if you like, you can have her.
No way...
You take her.
She is yours...
Tell me, should I go with you...?
or you?
This... you...
- Souza of course. - Yes.
Then... I'd better take her.
Let's go home and put on some medicine.
Go, go...
Boss... wait.
How can I explain it to you mom?
Just tell her a few days later.
Let's go...
You're awesome.
- I have told you before. - You are great.
I'm now Kin the Invincible. I fear no one.
What's the matter?
You'd better go steady with that S.K. 2 right now.
Then we'll have a happy life.
What's that mean?
Make love with him...
and I'll charge in and tell him to marry you.
What do you take me for?
Don't you like him?
Yes. But you can't play such a dirty trick on him.
How can you be sure that he will love you ever after?
If he is so flickering, I won't have him!
You really piss me off!
What happened... honey?
You look... so unhappy.
I told my daughter...
It's easy.
Put a few "sweets" in his drink.
They will be turned on for sure.
Looking at the moon?
Don't you think that...
the full moon isn't...
the most beautiful?
I mean at the mid-autumn festival...
it is usually hidden by clouds or rain.
Nothing is perfect in this world.
Why so moody?
Let's have some snack!
In fact... going out with you makes me very happy these days.
You seldom visit Mong Kok. That's why you feel excited about it.
Do you know what I am at home?
I am just a television set.
My mom holds the remote control.
I can't go against her.
When she goes East, I have to go East too.
When she goes West, I have to go West too.
But I'm really happy here in Mong Kok.
I am so free, so care free.
This is just the same.
Your mom has drawn you a circle and told you to stay inside.
You are happy whenever you come out.
But you can't keep staying out forever.
You have to get back one day.
- Let's celebrate... - Come on...
- I'll give you a hand. - Thank you.
Here is food!
- It's tasty... - Hurry up.
That little?
Hold on...
I wish you and Marianne stay together forever!
Come on...
I wish you and my daughter happy together!
This is not fun.
Dad, let's play the finger-guessing game!
Close all!
You're lost. Drink!
- Me? - You should not drink this, honey.
Drink this one instead.
Yes, I love that.
Come on! I play with you!
Fine. Come on!
1, 2, 3... 12!
Drink it!
- I drink for him... - Again?
Double or nothing!
I must beat you!
Bottoms up for the loser!
- Come on... - Come on...
I'm just kidding.
Everyone grab a can.
Come on... cheers...
Cheers!
What should we do?
We have 25% chance of drinking the "drugged" beer.
They have drugged a can of beer.
I've marked it with my lipstick. They have got it now.
Cheers!
Honey!
Luckily I didn't drink it.
Why did they do that?
My dad wanted us to...
I got it.
Please don't blame him.
Of course not.
There is lipstick on this can too.
This is the one my father left!
Are you okay?
Don't come in!
Leave me alone!
I'm not coming in.
I just want to ask you if you're fine.
I will get you a cup of water.
Honey...
Get me some water.
Fine... get in.
Let's have some breakfast.
You just come out of my girl's room...
So what? Don't be that fussy.
What do you plan to do with my daughter?
She is an adult now.
You are not going to...?
Don't you ever bully me!
What does this mean? You just want money.
You've reminded me that.
Leave him alone.
- She asked me to leave you alone. - Daughter.
I'm your father.
Then you can use me to extort money from him?
That's right.
I need money to feed you.
Don't you dare say that!
How can you not stand on your father's side?
Who is it?
Cousin!
I've been looking for you everywhere!
It must be you who've betrayed me.
You have blown everything now.
I have no choice.
You mom forces me to tell her where you are.
Or else, she will pull down my houses.
You two are troublesome.
Now, auntie has found out what happened.
She plans to have dinner with Souza and Ceci tomorrow.
This suits me.
I will talk to your mother.
May I know who you are?
H... H2O!
Take good care of me.
Souza, we'll drive you there in a nice car tomorrow.
I will have you all made up tomorrow.
Thank you.
Granny!
You look so young.
I'm not Madame To, I'm Bella.
Sorry.
The one in the middle... should be Madame To.
Call me Madame To or boss.
Madame To... I am Souza.
Ceci is my daughter.
Auntie, hi!
You're pretty.
Sure.
You are elegant too.
Are you Ceci?
Yes.
Let me introduce for you.
This is Mr. Rice, the Chairman of Beijing Rice Catering Group.
And that is his daughter, Miss Jade Rice.
I've seen you before. You're very pretty.
Thank you. You too.
S.K. is a good friend of Jade.
It is easy for young people to be friends.
Yes...
Madame To, let us eat.
Fine. Let's take a seat.
- This way please. - Boss
Please take a seat.
Come on, take a seat.
Take a seat please.
Come on... make yourself at home.
- Enjoy. - Enjoy.
No good! Tell the chef to come out!
Boss.
What is this made of?
Gluten. Gluten.
Gluten is tasteless. What gives it taste is the sauce.
The sauce has cooled down, and now it is too sweet.
You should heat it up to at least 25 degrees.
How can you use this to serve my guests?
It is a disgrace!
Auntie, don't be angry.
Since you are having vegetarian food today, let me cook you some noodles.
Why such a big fuss about noodles?
It's Italian pasta cooked in the Chinese way...
Wonderful texture, color and aroma.
I use chi gung to extract...
the essence of tomatoes and mix it with the noodles.
She is much better than me now.
Dad, I don't deserve such high praise.
False modesty is pretense.
Auntie, please give it a try.
Great.
First grade dried Italian pepper, olive oil...
and Chinese Kaoliang liquor...
to raise aroma...
Great!
Well done!
Madame To, you are a connoisseur.
Ceci, please try it.
I want my future daughter-in-law...
to know how to cook this kind of food for me everyday.
It's really fresh and cool...
It's delicious.
Can you do it?
I can't.
Do you want to do it? I can teach you.
I wonder if I can be as good as you.
Not even 30% as good as this?
I bet you won't even be 10% as good.
Mom...
She is just a kid. Don't take it seriously, Madame To.
Souza, can I have a talk with your daughter ALONE?
Fine! No problem...
This way please...
Ceci, I know you are a nice girl.
Unfortunately, you can't cook.
I will learn.
And your family background is... deplorable.
If you go steady with Kin, both of you will get hurt.
S.K. and I are very happy together.
But I'm not.
I know it's cruel to separate a loving couple.
But I will compensate your loss.
Then you and your dad will have a better life.
It's easy for a pretty girl to find a new boyfriend.
5 million.
Is that enough?
I do love money, but...
my dignity is not for sale.
Everybody has a price.
How about 8 million?
Stop it!
Auntie, I do respect you.
But I just want to get out.
10 million!
Stop it!
It is not a small amount.
Stop!
I asked you to stop insulting me!
- Dad! - I'm fine...
Let's go.
- Wait... - Go!
Daughter...
What did my mom say?
I didn't know that she has invited Jade too.
It's alright. She loves you a lot.
Stop!
I take back my offer.
In fact, I am an open-minded person.
I only have a demand.
My daughter-in-law must be a master chef.
You're just making it difficult for me.
Bye.
Let me drive you home.
You stay here.
I don't know what she has told you.
But she is she. I am I.
I understand that. I just don't want to make it difficult for you.
Any way, you stay here.
Ceci...
Leave me alone.
Or else, I will never see you again.
I'll tell the driver to take them home.
You are welcome.
Though we are poor, we can still afford to take a taxi.
Let's go.
I will send you the bill.
I know you are angry.
Son, be cool. She doesn't suit you.
Let's play together.
Fine. What do you want to play?
I never know that you have such a big mouth.
Nothing is perfect in the world. I am just a fool.
Why do you look down upon me?
Is it a sin if I can't cook?
Is it a sin if I'm poor?
Look at you. What a fool you are!
We've been staying with you till daybreak.
Don't be sad now.
We will stay with you.
I am not dead yet!
Daughter, drink up.
Drink it hot.
Last night, I had a dream.
I dreamed I met my ex-girlfriend.
If she agrees to teach you...
you may have a chance.
You dream about your ex-girlfriends every night.
This time it is different.
Her ancestors are royal chefs too.
Her grandfather's surname is Lin. He had been a royal chef, but from the South.
He moved to Guangdong and opened a restaurant.
He was the master chef of the Southern school of cookery.
He only taught his children.
That's why Lady Green was the only one who learned his art.
Lady Green?
That's right...
She got the same name as the famous Taiwan star.
Whenever I told my friends my girlfriend was Lady Green,
they were all jealous of me.
Was she as pretty as that Taiwan star?
One word... awesome!
No wonder she dumped you.
If I ask her a favor...
she may take you in as her student.
You can compete with Jade then.
No way. Why should I fight for a man?
I'm not that cheap!
You shouldn't say that!
It's alright for you to dump a man.
But you should not let your man be taken away from you.
What's that mean?
We'd do anything to get a man...
Then, when you get him back, dump him!
It means...
- Shut up! - Stopping putting on airs!
Be assured. We'll go to Macau with you.
And look for Lady Green.
Where is Lady Green?
I don't know, but her stall is very famous.
The ex Macau Governor used to go there.
Let's go to her stall.
Let's go.
Uncle Faye., why do you come so early today?
Early? Uncle Yu is here already.
Uncle Tam, why did you come a long way from Hong Kong?
Lady Green seldom agrees to cook for us.
No matter how far. I would come to taste it.
Lady Green!
Calm down, calm down...
Calm down...
Uncle Tam! Uncle Faye! Uncle Yu!
Why are you getting younger every time we see you?
Don't make fun of me.
I'm getting old.
Nobody wants me.
I do!
First love is unforgettable.
We treasure our days together.
Two swallows...
celebrate their centennial of love.
Lady Green, do you remember our song?
Lady Green, do you recognize me?
I am Souza!
Hundreds of people come to see me everyday.
Have you lost all your money at the casino?
Swim back to Hong Kong then!
Lady Green... he is your first love.
A man came and told me he was my grandfather a few days before.
Get off my back!
I cook for you guys now.
What are we going to eat today?
Steamed chicken.
Sliced beef with beans.
Steamed fish.
And minced pork cake with salted fish.
Lady Green, why don't you cook that...
impressive and unforgettable...
Oeuf d'amour?
You asked me to cook "Oeuf d'amour"?
You cannot cook this dish anymore?
I...
Are you going downhill?
- I... - Answer me!
- I... - Isn't it?
Two fried eggs only. No need to get so angry.
The "Oeuf d'amour" is...
the most "memorable" dish in the world.
In fact, the chef has to use chi gung...
to cook the eggs...
so that the egg white forms numerous channels,
into which the yolk can flow...
and join together.
The yolk can also flow the other way and remain separate.
It symbolizes two loving hearts in unison.
This is why it is called "Oeuf d'amour".
People who taste it will feel sweet, and even...
reluctant to consume it.
Isn't it great?
You have to be very loving when you make this dish.
But today...
I've met the man who hurt me most in my life.
How can I have the heart to prepare this dish?
You said you didn't recognize me.
You dumped me in the past.
Why do you come to see me now?
He is the jerk you've mentioned all these years?
We are still friends, right?
Why do you guys beat him so hard?
We saw you beat him so we did.
We are different.
I beat him very lightly.
- Stay away from him. - Stay away from him.
Dad!
My daughter Ceci.
- You're a big girl now. - Yes.
He's fine... he used to get beaten in Hong Kong.
Why did you come to see me?
Lady Green, I know that you are a great cook.
I want to learn from you, and become a master chef.
I can't help you.
I can only teach my children.
Just forget you have asked me.
- GO! - GO!
Damn it! Damn it!
What happened?
Ceci and her father went to Macau.
I overheard that they had gone.
What are they doing in Macau?
She wants to learn from a master chef.
I know that Ceci would not give me up that easily.
But I heard that your mother had asked DeNiro to...
What should I do now?
Go to Macau and save her.
Kin Kin, where are you doing?
We... want to ask Jade to go...
Shopping!
Take Jade shopping?
Uncle Rice and I are planning to open a Chinese restaurant in Paris.
But we don't have time to do the preparatory work.
I will let you and Jade handle this.
I have booked the plane tickets already.
Listen to mom, go shopping in Paris!
Well, that is it then.
What? There is still hope.
Pack your bags.
I never knew that women are so misanthropic.
How can you say that?
You must have hurt her deeply.
That's why she can't forgive you, even after so many years.
I've nearly forgotten that. She really has a good memory.
All women are like that...
They will remember how you mistreat them all their life.
What a coincidence! Souza, drinking milk here?
You know I love milk...
Where do you live?
In a hotel.
I have a house where you can stay.
Good pal.
I always tell my pals that DeNiro is a buddy...
Asshole!
Run!
Don't come closer...
Don't come closer or you all die!
What happened?
Don't grab my knife. Use this.
Just the same!
Who dares to cause trouble in my place?
Honey, get him!
It's none of your business!
Dad...
I haven't had a fight for many years!
My killing Blow!
Help! Help...
What do you want?
I want you to get back to Hong Kong!
It's none of your business.
But you have offended someone!
Why don't you just marry someone in Hong Kong?
Why do you have to go against the rich?
They asked me to cut off your fingers!
Hit!
You cannot even take one blow.
Are you okay?
Thanks for your help.
Whom did you offend? They are so violent.
- Dad... - Are you okay?
As long as you are fine.
This woman is a bitch.
I did not want to teach you before.
But now she messed up my place.
I have to humiliate her!
Aren't you supposed to teach your children only?
I have not got any son or daughter.
Be my goddaughter, and I will teach you.
Are you willing to be my god-daughter?
Thank you, godmother!
That's great. She is your goddaughter now.
And we are a couple...
What a reunion!
A chef needs good ingredients...
to make a delicious dish.
Before you start your lessons...
you should make the food sellers fall in love with you.
How can I do that?
You have to make friends with 3 persons in the market.
I am Butch, the butcher, a Manchester United fan.
I love to watch soccer matches.
I am Fisher, the comic book fan.
I can't even stop reading for a second. If I can't read comics, I will die.
I am Meggie,
the TV drama series fan.
I watched TV drama series till dawn every night.
She watches all TV drama series from China. Hong Kong, etc.
How can I make them love me?
Like this!
Brother Butch.
I want the best pork
Are you a Manchester United fan?
Cristiano Ronaldo is great.
Luckily he was in the team last night; otherwise M. United would have lost the game.
You are right.
As we are good friends.
I give you the best one.
Thanks.
Success.
Fisher, one garoupa please.
You choose it yourself.
Reading comic books?
It's Shamo!
It's violent! Great!
Kid, you love it too?
I am a comic book fan too!
The Crying Freeman!
- Great! - It's out of print already.
Lend it to me please.
Give me a nice fish first!
I saved it for years.
How about this one?
Okay!
Success.
Some green onion please!
Take your pick.
Are you watching TV drama series?
Yes...
But this one is outdated already.
I am now watching Bae Yong Jun's new series.
It hasn't been released yet.
I do have my own way to get it before it is on sale.
Where do you get it?
Do you want to watch it? I will lend it to you later.
I love to watch it.
No problem.
Miss, spinach, kale, and wombok are good today.
Are they organic vegetables?
Of course.
Come with me!
Success.
Are you unhappy?
No.
Since we have to leave Hong Kong anyway.
Perhaps we should go to Macau instead of Europe.
Macau?
You want to go to Macau with me?
Of course. Why not?
I don't hate Ceci. She is a lovely girl.
It's my dad and your mom who want us to go steady.
I agree to try if it works out for us.
And I believe I am much better than her.
Jade, you're a wonderful lady.
You are a 9 out of 10.
And the remaining point is...
I haven't got the feeling for you.
Maybe...
it will come by.
You are not only a nice girl,
but an innocent nice girl too.
This is who I am.
If you want to see her, I will go with you.
But I have one condition.
What is it?
Since you go there with me,
whenever I want to leave, you have to leave with me too.
You can't leave me alone in Macau.
Do you agree?
Yes!
No retraction.
I won't!
Great!
Take us to the Hong Kong Macau ferry terminal.
Be quick.
Have you checked it out?
I did already, they are staying at Grand Waldo Hotel.
I am here now, it's so big place, how can I find them?
Check again, quick...
The three experts whom I have invited to come today,
will try on your dishes.
They are connoisseurs.
I cooked poorly when I was young.
They abused me then.
While they were eating.
That is the reason why...
I am a master chef today.
Ceci
You've learnt all I taught you.
You've learnt how to chop, cut, slice, and mash with a kitchen knife.
And you've learnt how long you cook your food.
And how to season your food using oil, salt, sauce, vinegar and sugar.
Bingo!
It feels really great to win so many hands.
What did you put in the dish? The texture is great.
It's blow-up candy!
I put them inside the beef tendon.
It neutralizes the acidity of your saliva.
That's why it tastes so good.
Crispy. Delicious. 9.5 points.
It's so fresh!
The taste is exactly right.
Reminds one of the tropics.
It is as sweet as a lover's kiss.
Why is it so fresh?
I didn't add in vinegar and tomato juice...
but used lemon and strawberry instead.
The smell of these fruit is responsible for the fresh taste.
In the meantime. I used lamb ribs...
instead of pork ribs.
Lamb is the only livestock which won't get fat even if injected with hormones.
So no hormones is injected into lambs.
Wonderful! 9.6 points.
It is so exquisite!
I feel like I were a fish.
Swimming in the ocean...
It is so exquisite!
Uncle Faye!
Great! 10 points.
Yeah!
I want to try this dish too.
It is not bad.
But if you give it full marks...
you are being too lenient.
I can say whatever I want! It is none...
of your business.
You should not steam this fish!
You...
Firstly, this fish weighs over 3 kg-too big for steaming
Not necessarily...
Secondly, she added too much oil.
That's why the fish skin is too greasy.
This is no way to steam a fish.
This is Royal Chef Rice's granddaughter Miss Jade Rice?
Yes.
You must be Chef Lin's descendent...
Lady Green.
Your criticism is right on the mark.
Ceci is not a master chef yet.
Since her chi gung is not good enough.
But she can be as good as you up after a year.
Ceci, don't be that serious.
I'll can talk with my mom.
I will not stop in half way.
I will work hard until I'm a master chef.
Fine. I give you a month.
You lose if you don't come to the duel then.
Godmother, I accept the challenge.
Jade, what's the point of this?
Don't be cocky.
The match has nothing to do with you.
This is between the Southern and Northern school of cooking.
By that time, we will see who is the better cook.
See you in a month's time.
I will be there!
Good!
Let's go.
Now?
Don't you forget what you have promised me!
I am leaving now! Are you going with me?
I... will explain to you later.
A duel between the Southern and Northern school of cooking.
Give them a hand!
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the duel of the century.
From the Northern school of cooking, Miss Rice. From the Southern School-- Ceci.
The duel will decide,
who is the Lady Master Chef.
Big guy, beat it now!
Souza, why didn't Ceci come yet?
How do I know?
The first one is the grandmaster...
Chef Choi!
The next is...
Chef Tsang!
Not really.
He scares me to death.
And the last one is...
one who has numerous fans.
I'm one of his fans too...
Chef Chow!
Ladies and gentleman, here comes the...
two contestants...
Madame To, where is S.K.?
I'm afraid that he will be a nuisance...
So I didn't take him along.
On On.
Tell the driver to take us to the restaurant.
Yes, boss!
Go and dress up...
Yes, godmother.
Mom.
I...
Sit down and drink this soup.
The dishes tonight are for judges only.
We may have a late dinner tonight.
You better eat something first.
Mom...
Why do you have to do this?
I've always been obedient and follow all your orders.
But now I'm... not a child anymore.
I've grown up.
No matter who wins tonight...
it's too cruel to Jade and Ceci.
Drink your soup first.
How is S.K.?
He's fine. He can't spoil my party tonight.
Let him sleep a little while.
He will be fine when he wakes up.
By that time, everything will be settled.
Now, let us welcome...
the master chef of the Northern school...
Miss Jade Rice.
Souza, anyone answers the phone?
Not yet.
When was the last time you saw her?
He doesn't love me anymore.
Goddaughter, don't be sad.
You don't have to console me.
He left with another woman.
He did not love me anymore.
You don't understand men.
If he did not love you, when he left you...
he should feel relieved and walk with a spring in his step.
If he tiptoed...
and walked with a spring in his step, then you can forget him.
On the contrary, if he did not want to leave you but was forced to,
his feet would seem to be laden with leads.
He would walk in heavy steps.
Just now, S.K. tiptoed.
He must have felt guilty leaving you.
He is forced to leave you.
You mean he still loves me?
For your happiness,
and the prestige of the Southern school,
you can't lose this duel.
But she is much better than I am.
I can't even cook the tomato noodles she made.
Your technique is not inferior to hers.
What you lack is chi gung.
I got it!
She must have been practicing her chi gung now.
Damn it! Bastard!
They have bought all ferry tickets...
from Macau to Hong Kong!
They want to stop you from going to the duel.
Damn it!
Time is running out. If Ceci doesn't turn up...
she will be disqualified.
9, 8, 7, 6...
5, 4, 3, 2...
Wait!
Kin Kin, haven't you passed out?
Mom, I haven't drunk that soup.
I received a SMS from H2O before I came down for dinner.
The soup is drugged. Don't drink it.
I didn't drink the soup at all.
Uncle Rice, a few days ago, I was thinking
if someone wants to stop Ceci from attending this duel...
what will he do?
Nobody can beat Lady Green in a fight.
So I think they will stop her from taking the ferry.
I then found out that all ferry tickets were bought.
That's why I took my Mom's yacht to take Ceci back to Hong Kong.
Don't talk nonsense any more.
If the duel does not start soon, we will leave.
That's right. Hurry up.
It's time for some snack now.
Right. Be serious.
Are we going to have a duel?
Of course! Why not?
Ceci... do your best...
Fine. The duel is going to start.
What a contest!
First round, abalone!
Ladies and gentlemen, Ceci is now preparing the sauce with...
Pineapple, lemon, olive, papaya juice...
and rock sugar.
It's a sweet and sour juice.
How can boiled abalone...
compare with a "cooked dried abalone"?
It's not fair. They knew that Ceci's chi gung is poor,
that's why they chose abalone for the first round.
She will lose for sure.
Not necessarily.
What is she doing?
What a way of cooking!
Seems like a show!
Will it be alright?
Iced abalone.
It's "First Love Abalone".
Judges, please try Miss Rice's abalone first.
It's sweet, and the texture is great...
It has a rich flavor.
In less than a minute, she did what other chefs needs a whole day to do...
She is already half as good as me.
The texture is not bad.
Only a veteran chef can cook such a dish.
I think... it has undergone a plastic surgery.
You mean the abalone?
I don't know if it's she or it.
I think Chef Chow needs plastic surgery.
No way?
9.8 points.
Very high marks.
Pretty girls do enjoy some advantages.
Of course.
Judges, please try Miss Ceci's "First Love Abalone".
- What is it? - It looks strange.
It does not look like abalone at all!
How come?
- See, rubbish. - What are you getting at?
It is great!
- Delicious. - Delicious...
Full marks. Ceci won the first round.
What is this "First Love Abalone" thing?
Hold on!
This's not just an abalone...
What?
It has something else too.
Is there any other ingredients?
Nonsense!
Nonsense? Look at this.
There is a fly.
- This is a real fly? - What?
I thought it is a decorative fly
I thought it is soybeans. It's disgusting...
Impossible!
You see, we do have proof.
Iron-clad Proof!
Right then.
It should be called Love Lost Abalone instead of First Love Abalone.
That's right.
We have the results now.
Jade Rice wins the first round!
The second and also the last round.
They have to provide ingredients for each other.
Now let us welcome Miss Jade Rice.
Ceci has prepared two pieces of...
bread for Miss Jade Rice!
How special can a toast be?
Mushroom, chicken and prawn.
Bird's nest.
Great!
This is called "Curse of the Golden Flower".
Emperors Toast.
Though it has a nice appearance,
the name sounds horrible.
How about "Golden Treasure"?
That is better.
Chef Choi, I do agree with you.
It totally fails in...
either appearance or creativity.
But... it has a rich texture!
What the hell!
I have to give her...!
What is it?
I agree.
10 points!
Me too.
Great...
Give them some time.
Man proposes, heaven disposes.
It's alright if you have tried your best.
Whoever wins today...
I still want to be with you...
even if I have to give up everything.
Am I worth it?
If one has to consider this...
then it is not love.
What Miss Rice has prepared for Miss Ceci...
is a pack of instant noodles.
Oh my goodness!
I remember I once cooked a bowl of noodles for you.
You said it was delicious.
It is the most delicious thing I ever had in my whole life.
- Really? - Don't wheedle me.
Wheedling you?
I never do that. I only know how to trample on people's feelings.
You left me alone that night.
I was very upset.
So I cooked some noodles for myself.
I ate and I cried...
Now I am going to cook that dish of noodles again.
How can the gas be running out at this moment?
Her chi gung is stronger than me.
She didn't have any chi gung a month ago.
I will give you all my chi gung.
How can you do that?
Why not?
Henceforth you will have to support me.
Of course I will!
It is a little bit too hot.
Goddaughter, hold on!
It's full of smoke.
Shut Up!
Marvelous.
Great!
Is it done?
I've been waiting so long... Is it for breakfast?
How can you call this a masterpiece?
That's right.
Sausages...
What's that mean? What's that mean...
I don't even know what it is.
Let me have a try.
How is it? Just throw up if it is inedible.
- Are you okay? - I'm fine.
This sausage makes me think of my mom...
Why do you think of your mom when you're eating this sausage?
I miss you.
I miss you too.
Good boy.
You won't know...
It tastes like my mom's home cooking.
This sausage is made of Sze Chuan spiced sausage.
That's right.
How dare you three call yourselves master chefs?
Don't you know how much effort she has put in?
This is called "Brokeback noodles".
Whoever eats it will feel heartbroken, melancholic and sad.
How heartbroken?
You want a double?
Why is it that when the two egg yolks stick together,
it tastes sweet...
and bitter at the same time.
And there is a mouth-puckering taste as well.
As if I'm watching a romantic tragedy.
That's why it is called "Les oeufs d'amour".
It is tasty!
I never had such tasty instant noodles before!
How can this bowl of noodles...
be so tasty. How do you do it?
First I used chi gung to extract all the oil from the noodles.
Then I apply chi gung to the whole bowl of noodles...
and cause a chain of chemical reaction to happen
to the wheat in the noodles...
Ceci will NOT win this duel.
Here are three checks, one million dollars each.
No problem.
Thank you.
Your marks please.
Who is it?
None of your business.
- Just ignore him. - Go away.
- I can't give any marks. - You go first.
Please stop!
I lost.
I do admire you.
Dad, auntie.
I know that you mean well.
But it is unworthy of me to win this duel by hook or by crook.
It will be a shame...
I declare that, the winner today...
is Ceci!
Marvelous!
It's really touching!
Congratulations!
Thank you, Jade.
You are honorable.
This is hard-won love.
Do treasure it.
Thank you.
Father.
Be a gentleman.